1. ANONG STUDENT NUMBER MO?
2. NAKAPASA KA BA OR WAITLISTED?
Both. Passed CS, wait-listed in Arki.
3. PAANO MO NALAMAN ANG ENTRANCE EXAM RESULT?
Highschool classmates told me when it was announced.
4. ANO ANG FIRST CHOICE MO NA COURSE?
5. SECOND CHOICE?
6. ANO COURSE MO NA NATAPOS?
7. NAG-SHIFT KA BA?
8. CHINITO/CHINITA KA BA?
No. Why? Are you implying a stereotype that perpetuates a fallacy of sweeping generalization. 'Cause that's bad you know?
9. NAKAPAG-DORM KA BA?
10. NAKA UNO KA BA?
Yes. and 2s. and 3s. and 4s. and 5s. Lots of Dropped to.
I just said so.
12. LAGI KA BANG PUMAPASOK SA KLASE?
Fine Arts. duh.
13. MAY SCHOLARSHIP KA BA?
14. ILANG UNITS NA ANG NAIPASA MO?
15. NANGARAP KA BA NA MAG- CUM LAUDE?
Fine Arts. Hello!
16. KELAN KA NAGTAPOS?
2005. That's right. a decade buddy.
17. FAVE PROF
Eli "Where's the Libog?!!! Africa"
18. WORST TEACHER:
I forgot his name. Dude who gave me a 1 when I put flowers on my plate and a 3 when I had a demon on it. That was weird.
19. FAVE SUBJECT:
Photography. Red Room. Or Creative Writing.
20. WORST SUBJECT:
Math 1, Math 11, Math 13, Math 14, Math 52, Math 53, Math 54, etc.
21. FAVE BUILDING:
Sea Weed College. (Next to FA. Nice empty bathrooms.)
22. PABORITONG KAINAN:
Thai Canteen (but I think they closed it.)
23. NONG ESTUDYANTE KA PA MAGKANO BA ANG BINABAYAD MO SA JEEP?
P1.25 I think...
24. LAGI KA BA SA LIBRARY?
No. Library sucked. Can't find a decent dinosaur or scifi book to save your life.
25. NAGPUNTA KA BA SA CLINIC NUN?
Yes. Had a respiratory infection once, F*ckin' Doctor gave me a prescription for antibiotics that were P1000 per pill. Hello!? UP STUDENT!.
26. MAY CRUSH KA BA SA CAMPUS?
27. ANU-ANO ANG MGA NAGING PE MO?
Dropped for some reason or another:
28. KAMUSTA NAMAN ANG BLOCK NYO?
They all came out of the closet and formed stage act that is debuting on Broadway next season.
29. MEMORIZE MO BA ANG ALMA MATER SONG?
I don't even know the name of it.
30. MEMBER KA BA NG VARSITY TEAM?
I am now rolling on the floor. Laughing.
31. NAKA-PERFECT KA NA BA NG EXAM?
Again. On the floor.
32. DITO KA BA NATUTONG UMINOM NG BEER?
The gang still has yet to successfully get me drunk. They should start a pot.