Summertime in Hell sure is hot...

Got this from Tutai's blog...

Third Level of Hell


In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

WHOO HOO!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I think I'll visit the City of Dis next vacation. I hear their sisig is to die for and those "three infernal Furies" sound kinda hot...

8 comments:

  1. lol, i'm on the sixth circle of hell, if i believed in hell XD

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  2. Infidel! Unbeliever! Pyrrhonist! Shegets! Goy! (I don't know what the last three synonyms are, but they looked kewl)

    Yep. I'm on the fast track to the City of Dis myself. After all, atheists are just one natural disaster or gruesome accident involving multitudes away from agnostics.

    Then again, neither of them have any holidays. Imagine! No Christmas!

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  3. Second Level. Ran out of lives trying to the beat the boss of that stage with no cheats. I got back to playing LocoRoco nao.

    Least I get to hang with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. Woo!

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  4. But also...
    You Are A: Bear Cub!
    Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're big, you're tough, you have a bit of a temper -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

    You were almost a: Kitten or a Groundhog
    You are least like a: Mouse or a ChipmunkWhat Cute Animal Are You?

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  5. This is getting creepy Marco...

    You Are A: Bear Cub!
    Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You're big, you're tough -- classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

    You were almost a: Turtle or a Groundhog
    You are least like a: Parakeet or a SquirrelWhat Cute Animal Are You?

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  6. Yeah. y'just had to get a silver psp too didnt ya?

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  7. I love Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrhonism

    Shegetz and goy both means non-Jew, except shegetz is for specific for non-Jewish males. The female term is Shiksa.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goy
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shegetz
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiksa

    True about the no-holiday thing... except the only thing I like about Christmas is the material aspect of it. Not exactly appreciating the holiday for more spiritual reasons! XD

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  8. You gotta love the Jewish slang. They gave us "Shmuck" and "Shmecky".

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