Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix

Genre: Science Fiction & Fantasy
The best of the five
Jedi Knights with pointy hats
Gay old men winking

It's like Star Wars, but with lots of British people.

I have to admit it's probably the best of the series in terms of entertainment value. It doesn't have the artsy fartsy overtones of the Prisoner of Azkaban, or the overblown effects of Goblet of Fire and I feel it more than the Chris Columbus ones. It's got plenty of wizard fights and uncomfortable wide-angle shots. The opening scene pretty much sets the tone, though I thought the dementors in the third one were creepier.

Plus the writers decided to squish the book into something much more usable on screen, which is ALWAYS much better than trying to appease the purists by shoving every key scene from a book into the movie.

See it if you really like Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe, or pubescent girls and boys. Otherwise, go see Transformers.

And NO, Radcliff doesn't get nekkid. But it caught you're attention didn't it.


  1. my innocent eyes!

    i always prefer the books to the movies, but i can't wait to watch the 5th.

  2. Haha! gotcha!

    Actually, I don't really like the books that much either. Compared to other children's authors like Roald Dahl, CS Lewis, or even Daniel Handler, Rowling just isn't that good.

  3. wala ba pwet ni emma watson or ni evanna lynch? wahahaha

  4. aw crap, now i have to send this site to all my male friends para mahawa rin sila.

  5. thought it was a publicity photo from the play daniel radcliffe starred in. anyway, i'm a harry potter fan myself but the movies are sometimes bitin and disappointing. and but of course meron din satisfied and imagination ko.

  6. dennerz!!! my eyes... you violated my innocence... hahah. i liked the 5th movie... it was fun.


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