Rogue December 2008 Issue


Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 30, '08


Rogue has long surpassed its competitors in my eyes as the best men's magazine available right now. I don't know what's happened to FHM, but their photography has really gone downhill since they began (frankly it was never really that high up there to begin with). Uno on the other hand seems to fall more toward the lifestyle/fashion side of the equation with entirely too many boring, bland cosmo style articles.

Researching Slangards' Theory of Escalating Aquisition


Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 20, '08

Gah!

So I went back to the toyfair yesterday because I had to return one of the toys I bought from Curejinx. My MP Thundercracker was missing his thumb outta the box. Guy offered to exchange it with another he had brought with him from Singapore. Now that's CUSTOMER SERVICE! Hear that Toy Kingdom?!

Trese: Murder on Balete Drive



Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 20, '08


I collected comics. A lot of comics. When most people I know have a stack of them stashed away, I have four 3' long boxes filled with them in my closet, and those are just the ones I decided not to sell. Most of them are Marvel issues from from the late 80's to the 90's era when the likes of Jim Lee and Todd McFarlane were at their peak. The largest chunk is composed of X-men titles, though I had a fondness for the Incredible Hulk as well.

Researching Slangards' Theory of Escalating Aquisition

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 20, '08

Gah!  
So I went back to the toyfair yesterday because I had to return one of the toys I bought from Curejinx. My MP Thundercracker was missing his thumb outta the box. Guy offered to exchange it with another he had brought with him from Singapore. Now that's CUSTOMER SERVICE! Hear that Toy Kingdom?!

Polno Dianno (Bastard!) from Kotobukiya


Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 18, '08


I don't collect many statues or vinyl figures. Mainly because they don't have a lot of "play value", but also due to the fact that they are usually pricey pieces of plastic. If you're a Mint In Box (MIB) or Mint on Card (MOC) kind of guy who only displays toys, then Slangard's Law of Escalation of Acquisition will likely lead you to statues. Most of the MOCers I've met eventually let go of their action figure collections and start buying "high-end" collectibles. For the "loose" collector, keeping things in boxes kind of defeats the point of buying toys (Don't get me started on MIB Transformers collectors).

Ratchet: Transformers The Movie


Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 18, '08


As I said on my Transformers The Movie (TFtM) Nightwatch Optimus Prime review, I'm not a big fan of this line. I enjoyed the movie for what it was (a great big Hollywood Blockbuster Event), but I never once thought of Michael Bay's Transformers as the ones that I grew up with. From the complexity of their transformations to the cookie cutter characters this movie just wasn't what it could have been.

Transformers: Universe 2.0 Sideswipe

 
Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 13, '08



Everyone had favorite scenes from the old Transformers series. My recollection of the series is spotty now, but one of mine was when The Autobots had a bomb that would have blown up the Earth and had to get rid of it quick. Prime made a deal with Megatron who transformed and Prime loaded him with the bomb with intentions to fire it off into space. He still needed to get to space however and like always, where are Omega Supreme or Skyfire when you need them? Well as a last ditch thing, Prime borrows Sideswipe's jet pack and shoots off into the sky.

I'm sure I've got a few episodes mixed up in there, but you get the idea. Sideswipe is a handy guy, and I'm glad to have a new Transformer Universe (TFU) version of him for my collection.

If you've already got the TFU Sunstreaker, then you already know what this review talks about. Like many other Transformers (Ironhide & Ratchet, Bumblebee & Cliffjumper), Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are copies of the same mold. Cannon takes it one step further and says that they are brothers. In this line that story is continued, as is the history of Transformer repaints.




Like the TFU Prowl and Silverstreak, Sideswipe is a direct repaint of the Sunstreaker mold. That is to say that Hasbro took the mold created to make the TFU Sunstreaker toy, colored it red and white, and named it Sideswipe. As I said in my Silversteak review, this isn't as bad a thing for a Transformers collector as it would be for a Marvel collector. Transformers are robots and come off assembly lines. It stands to reason that there would be some robots with a gajillion copies of himself all around the universe.

Reasoning is a geeky version of denial.


Still, Hasbro did alot to make this a "new" toy. The first thing you'll see is that the chestplate on Sideswipe is noticeably different from that of his brother. It's made possible by the great design team at Hasbro. The toy is engineered to use either plate as the chest plate or backpack. If you wanted a red Sunstreaker for instance, you could turn Sideswipe's head, arms, and legs around and BOOM! There you go.

He's also got a completely different head, something they never did before on any of the other repaints. Prowl and Silverstreak share heads, so do Bumblebee and Cliffjumper, Prime and Ultra Magnus, and even the upcoming Ironhide and Ratchet too. This is the only instance where they changed it. A big plus.

It's pretty good foresight on the toymakers side to work that into the design, but I'm wondering how that would work for the third Transformer who shared this body model in the Generation 1 cartoon, Red Alert. In the original G1 line, Red Alert (a fire chief's car) and Sideswipe shared a mold, while Sunstreaker's was completely different (that toy was one of my favorites growing up!), though the two brothers were still brothers, dispite looking nothing alike. If they do do a Red Alert now, there's really nothing to diffrentiate him, unless they add a siren instead of that intake on the roof.

Which doesn't sound like a bad idea...

Speaking of that intake, it's a great accessory. Almost as good as the Transformer Classic Bumblebee's jetski/jetpack. In this case it converts to a nice backpack for Sunstreaker, a nod to similar gadgetry his G1 incarnation had hanging behind his head. On Sideswipe, you can turn the think upside down and BAM! You have that jetpack that he gave Prime in that long ago episode. It's 100% made of win, I tell you!

He also comes with a nice gun which doubles as a tailpipe. The fact that this line has figures with accessories that attach securely to the toys in both modes is a godsend to guys who tend to lose the little parts *raises hand*.

On to articulation, which is again made of win. These guys are much better designs when you're talking posebility compared to Prowl/Silverstreak. They have ball jointed heads, double elbows (!), thigh cuts (!!), and compound joints on their ankles (!!!). This makes for a great number of poses, though you'd be lucky to get a high kick since their footprint is so tiny and the multiple ankle joints aren't the sturdiest.

Then again, I don't remember Transformers ever doing a high kick...

They also improved the materials on this one. Despite having virtually no paint applications (the parts for Transformers are often molded in the color that part is supposed to be), there is a distinct shine to the red plastic that looks better than the yellow on Sunstreaker. More like metal. It does alot toward making these new Hasbro toys feel more like their more expensive and better quality Japanese counterparts.

Overall, this is a great toy to have in your Transformer collection. The only thing that might have made it better was giving him the piledriver hands he had in one episode. I got mine at Toy Kingdom Podium about 3 weeks ago, but I hear their getting hard to find nowadays. Better get hunting if you want one!

Transformers: Universe 2.0 Silverstreak


Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 13, '08


Re-paints. You either love them or hate them, but they're a fact of the toy industry. With production and materials costs going up, and the economy going down, toy companies need to use anyway they can to get the most out of a mold. In the world of Transformers toys, repaints have always been a part of the various lines, since many of the robot characters these toys are based on come of factory lines themselves and tend to have one or two or fifty-seven thousand twins running around Cybertron looking exactly like them.

Silverstreak is one of those transformers. In Generation 1 (the "first" line of toys from the 80's) there were 3 characters this same basic design; Prowl (police car), Smokescreen (rally car), and Bluestreak (silver sports car). I don't know why they changed his name for this release (probably something to do with copyrights again), but this is still the same character. All three of them re-use the same body in the new Transformer Universe line, with different paint applications. I picked up Silverstreak at Toy Kingdom in SM Podium a month ago, and I'm eagerly waiting for Smokescreen to hit malls.

Unlike some lines (re: Marvel Legends), re-paint's are not that bad a deal in the world of Transformers. Like the Hasbro Mighty Muggs, you're totally aware that these are repaints and re-used molds and each has it's own personality; in my opinion it adds a certain kind of charm. Silverstreak is supposed to be a hothead apparently, compared to Prowl's battlefield strategist.
His color scheme tends to reflect that personality. His car mode is a flashy smooth silver, making the versatile body look every bit the sports car compared to Prowl's black and white. Hasbro has also seemed to have improved it's plastic; this new wave of toys is much less cheap looking, with a shine that makes it seem more like the metal it's supposed to represent. I can't wait to see Smokescreen's rally car ads.

His robot mode's color is also much more detailed, with alot of black and red thrown in. The good thing about transformers is that a lot of the parts are mostly CAST in plastic that is already the color that it's supposed to be in. It's a great way to do things since you don't need to worry about crappy mass market paint applications.

Thing is, you can't do every part this way. Things like the doors of this mold have to be cast in a clear plastic in order for the windows to be clear. It's a great feature, clear windows, but you're gonna suffer play wear galore after a few transformations. My Prowl has already taken a beating and has scratches where the paint's already gone in areas. This means if you're particularly obsessive about mint toys, you're not gonna want to transform any of these guys a lot.

Moving on to posebility; I'll give him 3 out of 5. Relatively low I know, but there are a few things that make him a bitch to pose.

One: his awkward knees. He's got two of them. On each leg. It's great engineering really (great job to the designers), but makes for a hard time getting just the right angle.

Two: there's no thigh cut or the equivalent. This was something that us 80's guys would never have thought about back then, but now it's a standard for action figures simply because it allows the toy to have it's feet flat on the ground when you've got him in more dynamic poses.

Three: his tiny, tiny foot print. he's got small feet. really. Like the Sunstreaker series, his feet are really miniscule compared to his "boot" (the back end of the car where his foot is encased). The engineers did a nice job fitting it into the car mode, but because it's so small, and has that extra "fold" his stability is shot to shit. He continually falls like nobody's business, even when he's in a static standing pose.



Even considering these negative points, I'd say Silverstreak is a must have due to his great looks. When you can get him to stand, he just looks every bit the rash warrior, ready to kick Decepticon tail across the galaxy. Unlike Prowl however (a peg warmer who is on all shelves), he's pretty hard to find at Toy Kingdom now. If you see him, don't think twice.

Optimus Prime; Takara Tomy Henkei



Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 13, '08

I've been hesitant to pick up the Japanese versions of the Transformer Classic (TFC) lines (Henkei), since they are basically the same toy with slightly better applications and paint. Then I saw their version of Autobot leader of Optimus Prime in a Cybertron PH display at the recent Hasbro Grand Toy Fair and was totally convinced. It's essentially the same toy, with just subtle changes, but those little things go a really long way to selling the toy!


Unlike the American version of TFC Prime, the toy is packaged in his robot form. The box is A LOT smaller than the TFC version (always a good thing for loose collectors who may want to keep the boxes), but it's covered jumbles of words and pictures in the common Japanese aesthetic (bad thing for guys who grew up in the US). It's got a nice window that lets you see the figure you're getting, but from the examples I saw on the shelf at Toy Kingdom, quality control isn't as much of an issue with Takara Tomy as it is with Hasbro.

The first thing I noticed is that the legs are not just molded out of cheap looking grey plastic, but painted in a nice silvery finish. The US version also has some blue paint applications where you'll see a lot of badly registered lines. One for Takara!


The second was that this version had the Autobot insignia on him! The TFC version doesn't. A really bad oversight on Hasbro's part since this is THE Autobot, the one a generation cried over after seeing the animated movie. C'mon, Hasbro! You've been doing this for 20-30 years! What happened?! Two to Takara!


Third is that there are less of those garish yellow highlights that the Classics version has (arms, crotch, etc). They're itty bitty spots really, but the yellow always seemed to shout at me from the red areas and it didn't look right. Also on the arms, you'll see that they are a solid red. The grey arms of the Hasbro version now looks to me like Prime in shirt sleeves, rolled up after a hard day at work. Not cool. That's three strikes, Hasbro! You're out!


The last and best difference between the Henkei and Hasbro lines is the use of the silvery parts. These are different from the silver paint on the legs. They're more vac-metalized, though I'm unsure if that's the process they used here. Apparently, all Henkei toys use these parts and it's hit an miss in my opinion (for example, I don't like the silver missiles on the Seekers).

On Prime, they used it in his Truck mode, for his grill and bumper. Takara Tomy FTW!



I'm really not sure where to get him now. I got mine at Toy Kingdom in Podium for P1,300 and saw some at TK in SM Marikina a couple of weeks ago, but they are both probably out of stock. If you don't have TFC Prime and see this guy, grab him and don't think twice.

Special Edition Drag Strip & Henkei C-04 Mirage (Ligier)

 
Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Dec 13, '08


I'm a sucker for re-paints. Having three of certain toys, all painted in different colors... there's something that screams, "THIS IS A COLLECTION AND NOT A TOTAL WASTE OF MONEY" when people see many of them.

The Transformer Classic (TFC) version of Mirage is one of my favorite toys, mostly because it was given to me by my best friend, but also because it's simply a great toy. Poseable, great color scheme, and generally looks nice next to Optimus Prime. He's had a place on my shelf pretty much constantly since I got him for my birthday about two years ago.

A Word from Thunderbreak



Originally posted on Cybertron Philippines by Thunderbreak on Dec 8, 2008


I came across this article by one of my fellow collectors. It's a great look into what's involved in bringing a toy to the local market.

I'm ashamed to say that many of the views he talks about are exactly the way I looked at things when I started. However, I'm GLAD to say that I've grown up a bit and stopped most of the bitching.

Collecting isn't really as simple as it seemed at first, but I think It's a lot more satisfying now that I know how things work