1) Totally goes "cha-che-che-cho-chu" when he transforms Transformers. Goes pew pew pew too.
2) Lived at 3045 Hampton Cir, Honolulu, HI 96818, but never learned to surf.
3) Speaks nerd, dork, and geek fluently.
4) Has the weirdest dreams. Seriously, it's been tested. They have hippopatami.
5) Spends obscene amounts of money on toys, but can't bring himself to pay retail for clothes.
6) Still hasn't been destroyed by the Large Hadron Collider.
7) Knows what a Hadron is.
8) Has not injured a human being or, through inaction, allowed a human being to come to harm, has obeyed orders given to him by human beings, except where such orders would have conflicted with the First Law, and has protected his own existence as long as such protection would not have conflicted with the First or Second Law.
9) Cries during Bill Pullman's speech in Independence Day.
10) Puts peanut butter in chili.