The last time I took a test like this I was SOUNDWAVE. Soundwave! I had a cassette tape army, a cool vocoder voice, and I was second in command of the Decepticons.

Now I'm a hip-hopping, bridge swinging wannabe loser who fires ineffective peashooter laser blasts and gets ripped in two while everyone else survives.

Jazz? really?

Bugger and rot.


  1. But I live. LIVE! Megantron rides me too.What did you do?

  2. O_O Jm, you suck too. I will pester you both with my ineffectual pea blaster and inundate you with witless hip-hop banter.


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