The last time I took a test like this I was SOUNDWAVE. Soundwave! I had a cassette tape army, a cool vocoder voice, and I was second in command of the Decepticons.
Now I'm a hip-hopping, bridge swinging wannabe loser who fires ineffective peashooter laser blasts and gets ripped in two while everyone else survives.
Jazz? really?
Bugger and rot.
1st: Warming up
galaw galaw
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2nd: Stretching
istretch-istretch
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3rd: the upper body exercise
Care Bear... STARE!
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4th: lower body exercise (moving to left and back)
To da left to da left
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5th: lower body exercise (moving to right and back)
Go ninja Go ninja Go ninja Go
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6th: Head exercise (make sure to do the 2nd part, it works!)
LV1:
Excorcise Me
LV2:
Para tumalino
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7th: whole body exercise
LV1
lalala
LV2
need 2 pee
LV3
para kang nasaniban
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8th: Jumping exercise: The Pose is the key! but remember to jump!
TIME SPACE WARP NGAYON DIN!
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9th: relax
LV1
Soooo tired...
LV2
o the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...
LV3 over: Well done!
zzz zzz zzz
The coming months are looking good for us cinephiles. There are alot of understated movies coming out that aren't of the same old big blockbuster mold, and I'm definitely hoping some of these will be fun.
Martian Child - Cusack adopts a martian kid. Daywatch - Russian superheroes fight bad guys. Rise: Blood Hunter - Lucy Lui as a vampire. Rogue Assassin - Jet Li and Statham, together again for the first time. I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry - Jessica Beil in panties 1408 - Stephen King horror Skinwalkers - Sarah Carter as an irressitably cute werewolf 30 Days of Night - Vampires at the Northpole live it up. National Treasure: Book of Secrets - More zany antics from Nic Cage Shoot 'Em Up - Paul Giamatti as a villian. The Kingdom - Action Propaganda The Golden Compass - Fantasy worlds with polar bears Stardust - Fantasy worlds and British humor.
