UP? meh.

1. ANONG STUDENT NUMBER MO?
95-23856

2. NAKAPASA KA BA OR WAITLISTED?
Both. Passed CS, wait-listed in Arki.

3. PAANO MO NALAMAN ANG ENTRANCE EXAM RESULT?
Highschool classmates told me when it was announced.

4. ANO ANG FIRST CHOICE MO NA COURSE?
Architecture

5. SECOND CHOICE?
Computer Science

6. ANO COURSE MO NA NATAPOS?
Fine Arts

7. NAG-SHIFT KA BA?
duh.

8. CHINITO/CHINITA KA BA?
No. Why? Are you implying a stereotype that perpetuates a fallacy of sweeping generalization. 'Cause that's bad you know?

9. NAKAPAG-DORM KA BA?
No.

10. NAKA UNO KA BA?
Yes. and 2s. and 3s. and 4s. and 5s. Lots of Dropped to.

11. NAGKA-3?
I just said so.

12. LAGI KA BANG PUMAPASOK SA KLASE?
Fine Arts. duh.

13. MAY SCHOLARSHIP KA BA?
No.

14. ILANG UNITS NA ANG NAIPASA MO?
About half?

15. NANGARAP KA BA NA MAG- CUM LAUDE?
Fine Arts. Hello!

16. KELAN KA NAGTAPOS?
2005. That's right. a decade buddy.

17. FAVE PROF
Eli "Where's the Libog?!!! Africa"

18. WORST TEACHER:
I forgot his name. Dude who gave me a 1 when I put flowers on my plate and a 3 when I had a demon on it. That was weird.

19. FAVE SUBJECT:
Photography. Red Room. Or Creative Writing.

20. WORST SUBJECT:
Math 1, Math 11, Math 13, Math 14, Math 52, Math 53, Math 54, etc.

21. FAVE BUILDING:
Sea Weed College. (Next to FA. Nice empty bathrooms.)

22. PABORITONG KAINAN:
Thai Canteen (but I think they closed it.)

23. NONG ESTUDYANTE KA PA MAGKANO BA ANG BINABAYAD MO SA JEEP?
P1.25 I think...

24. LAGI KA BA SA LIBRARY?
No. Library sucked. Can't find a decent dinosaur or scifi book to save your life.

25. NAGPUNTA KA BA SA CLINIC NUN?
Yes. Had a respiratory infection once, F*ckin' Doctor gave me a prescription for antibiotics that were P1000 per pill. Hello!? UP STUDENT!.

'Tard.

26. MAY CRUSH KA BA SA CAMPUS?
Yes.

27. ANU-ANO ANG MGA NAGING PE MO?
Finished:
Judo
Aikido
Scrabble
Bridge

Dropped for some reason or another:
Philippine Games
Tai Chi
Camping
Chess

28. KAMUSTA NAMAN ANG BLOCK NYO?
They all came out of the closet and formed stage act that is debuting on Broadway next season.

29. MEMORIZE MO BA ANG ALMA MATER SONG?
I don't even know the name of it.

30. MEMBER KA BA NG VARSITY TEAM?
I am now rolling on the floor. Laughing.

31. NAKA-PERFECT KA NA BA NG EXAM?
Again. On the floor.

32. DITO KA BA NATUTONG UMINOM NG BEER?
The gang still has yet to successfully get me drunk. They should start a pot.

Kermit the Frog Hulk

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on July 28, '08


Yeah, pretty much what I said in my last review, but without the bukake.


He needs to see a dentist though. Coffee stains.

Responsible Power Usage Hulk

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on July 28, '08


One of the weirdest Hulks ever. I hear it's still cannon though, since Petey Parker was zapped in some issue or other and went green.

If you can find this guy, get him. It's one of those toys geared toward the younger crowd so it has an action feature, but unlike most, his isn't too annoying. Basically, if you push the lever in the back, his arms fly up. The arms still move independently so no biggie.

Good thing is; INDIVIDUAL FINGER ARTICULATION! That's right. The good thing about big figures is that you can fit joints onto fingers and put them in all sorts of offensive gestures. Very nice.

Detail is pretty good too. Some paint slop on mine, but all in all, green is green and red is red. Not too much to complain about.

That chin, though. Whatta profile.

Jerry Lewis Hulk

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on July 28, '08


This toy is just awful. Not only does it look like Hulk has missed about a week of sleep with those dark circles, but the articulation adds nothing to him and his hands look like he wants to play patty cake.

Only reason I have him is this guy who was selling an Abomination was selling the two as a set. I had just broken my second one, so I was desperate.

Oh well. He makes for funny pictures.

Bukkake Hulk

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on July 28, '08


This one is just yuck. Not a big fan of bukake, but this is one variant I had to have.


The Keown/David run on The Hulk was one of the best comic team ups ever. EVER. not only did they do the Transvaal storyline, they also had one of the best one-shot stories with the Infinity Gauntlet crossover where Hulk shrinks to a tiny rat-sized mighty-man and has to face Emil Blonsky in all his acid-faced glory.

Not only is it a moving story, the art is just the best Hulk vs. Abomination rendition I've ever seen. They both look massive (even if he's a tiny thing), and Abomination's face looks scary, not ridiculous.

That same thing is caried over to this toy. I'd have preferred it if they used a paint that was something a little less "Secret of the Ooze", but it's still a great representation. He's big, he's ripped, he's got warts and scales, and fins.

He's missing a torso joint, but let's face it. None of the torso joints in the other Hulks really helped much. The ratcheting in his arms and legs is really satisfying since you can get him in all sorts of poses, but be careful. His arms snap off if handled too much.I went through 2 regular Abo's before I decided not to touch his arms anymore.

If anyone wants an Abomination sans his right arm, let me know.
 
P.S. If you don't know what bukkake is, don't look it up at work.

Metal Band Hulk

Rating:	★★★
Category:	Other

I've never seen this Hulk character in the comics so I can't tell you if they did an accurate representation. I can tell you it's a pretty good figure. His tattoos are nice, the face is mean, and his knife is awesome.

Three things though. His upper torso is a little mis-proportioned. Unlike his Hulk ancestors, Son of Hulk's chest and shoulders seem small compared to his lower extremities. I also don't like his light color. It seems way to light to hide in shadows. Last, the sheath for his knife won't stay on his belt. It just keeps falling off. Don't know why they didn't just stick it permanantly, or just put a hook there for a loop or something...

Oh, well. Still a nice figure, and if not worth getting on it's own, the Foom part gives it that many more points.

Facial Hulk

Rating:	★★★★★
Category:	Other

This one is just yuck. Not a big fan of bukake, but this is one variant I had to have.

The Keown/David run on The Hulk was one of the best comic team ups ever. EVER. not only did they do the Transvaal storyline, they also had one of the best one-shot stories with the Infinity Gauntlet crossover where Hulk shrinks to a tiny rat-sized mighty-man and has to face Emil Blonsky in all his acid-faced glory.

Not only is it a moving story, the art is just the best Hulk vs. Abomination rendition I've ever seen. They both look massive (even if he's a tiny thing), and Abomination's face looks scary, not ridiculous.

That same thing is caried over to this toy. I'd have preferred it if they used a paint that was something a little less "Secret of the Ooze", but it's still a great representation. He's big, he's ripped, he's got warts and scales, and fins.

He's missing a torso joint, but let's face it. None of the torso joints in the other Hulks really helped much. The ratcheting in his arms and legs is really satisfying since you can get him in all sorts of poses, but be careful. His arms snap off if handled too much.I went through 2 regular Abo's before I decided not to touch his arms anymore.

If anyone wants an Abomination sans his right arm, let me know.

Metal Band Hulk

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on July 28, '08

I've never seen this Hulk character in the comics so I can't tell you if they did an accurate representation. I can tell you it's a pretty good figure. His tattoos are nice, the face is mean, and his knife is awesome.

Three things though. His upper torso is a little mis-proportioned. Unlike his Hulk ancestors, Son of Hulk's chest and shoulders seem small compared to his lower extremities. I also don't like his light color. It seems way to light to hide in shadows. Last, the sheath for his knife won't stay on his belt. It just keeps falling off. Don't know why they didn't just stick it permanantly, or just put a hook there for a loop or something...

Oh, well. Still a nice figure, and if not worth getting on it's own, the Foom part gives it that many more points.

Boy Band Hulk

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on Jul 25, '08



Pretty great figure in itself. Personally, I'd have preferred a nice labcoat that he could streak with, but hey...

The thing that really brings the rating down is his lack of a lower leg joint. Considering that all the others in this wave have either have the nice upper knee balljoint (the one that they started on the Ghostrider movie toys) or a cut joint somewhere in the lower leg, this really sucks. They've got a perfect place for it too; right there with the boots.

Doofi... (that's plural for Doofus.)

Lou Ferrigno Hulk

Originally posted at slangards.multiply.com on July 25, '08

The Hulk to end all Hulks. This is quite frankly, the best sculpted Hulk figure ever made. His face just looks MEAN and perfectly cranky. He really reminds me of Ferrigno from the TV series.

Problem is, his articulation is the worst. Period.

You can't really do anything with him. His arms and legs can only move about 10 degrees before they're stopped by something, and he's really too heavy to stand in anything but his default position. I don't even know why he's got that hole in his back for the clear stand. I've broken two just trying to use them with him.

Plus, his hands are OPEN. WTF Toybiz? He's the HULK. you know, "HULK SMASH! GRRRR!"??? Totally useless.

Don't know who's bright idea that was but he's a moron.