Terminator: Salvation

Theatrical poster for Terminator: Salvation

Originally posted at http://slangards.i.ph/ on 05/28/09



When I heard about another Terminator film being done I was apprehensive. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines wasn’t worthy of the the series, which started with the original in 1984 and continued with Judgement Day in 1991. Considering how director James Cameron pushed the envelope on both of those movies in terms of action, drama, and special effects, the third installment was a poor substitute. I mean why would Skynet go from a hulk like Arnold, to a bad-ass metamorph like Robert Patrick, to a crappy girl Terminator who can remote control cars? I fail to see the logic in that progression.

Likewise, while I watch Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, it’s not wowing me. All melodrama, very little action, and if you watch The Big Bang Theory, you’re probably familiar with Sheldon and Leonard’s debate about Summer Glau’s character. “T-800 > T-1000 > Nubile Teenage Killer Robot” does not really compute. Hmm… Nubile Teenage Killer Robot. NTKR? The only thing the series really has going for it are Glau, Headey, and Jacobsen. And their hotness is overpowered by the suck of that 90210 guy and Shirley Manson.

Fraulein Revoltech Yoko (TV Version)


Originally posted at http://slangards.i.ph/ on 05/27/09



I don’t buy very many anime figures. Mostly because I’m not a fan of a lot of the TV series these toys are often based on. Japanese storytelling sensibilities are the complete opposite of Western storytelling, and as a kid who spent most of his Elementary school days in the library, wading through aliterations to Japanese mytho-historical figures can be tedious. Compound that with either overly exuberant fan-subs with often vague allusions to Japanese pop-culture or barely intelligible translations from Chinese pirates who downloaded the mpeg from a Pakistani, who copied it from some Russian who recieved it via email from his Pinoy Multiply contact, who got it through torrent from some geek in his basement in Arkansas who burned it from the original courtesy of a Japanese friend.

It’s just too much trouble.

Fraulein Revoltech: Yoko (Movie Version)


Originally posted at http://slangards.i.ph/ on 05/27/09


What’s better than one redhead in a bikini and hot pants? Two redheads in bikinis and hot pants with really big guns!

Having already bought the TV Version of Yoko, I couldn’t resist getting the second, more “mature” Kaiyodo release. Apparently, this version is supposed to be Yoko after several years. She’s grown into her role (whatever that is - I really need to watch this series) and filled out her - ahem. Well, you know. Just look at the pics.

Aerial Rivals & Team Leaders


Originally posted at http://slangards.i.ph/ on 05/21/09

Here’s another review of another Target exclusive boxset, the Transformers Universe Legends Class 5-Packs; Aerial Rivals and Special Team Leaders.

For those of you who aren’t giant Transformer geeks, Hasbro started classifying their Transformer toys by complexity, size and price when the Cybertron line came out. They had classes before then (back in G1 days it was limited to the small, medium, and not-so-large bots), but since 2005’s toys, they’ve been pretty standardized. They had the “Legend” at $3, “Scout” at $7, “Deluxe” at $10, “Voyager” at $20, “Ultra” at $25, “Leader” at $35, and “Supreme” at $45 (values are approximate and vary quite alot).

Battle Beneath the Streets




Originally posted at slangards.i.ph at 05/20/09

There’s this blogger that makes a living off being online. Alot of people say this must be a dream job, just sitting back, writing about shit, going places, meeting people, but the reality is, he puts a hell of a lot of work into marketing himself online. The dude needs to be everywhere and needs to maintain an online presence at all times. He is a member of every social network out there and quite a few forum boards in related hobbies. He has an email list, micro-blogging accounts, and contacts up the wazoo. All of this he has to keep track of and keep updated so that traffic to his blog is constant.

Hasbro is a lot like that. Toy molds cost money. Lots of it. They want to make the most of any one mold. Repaints is one way of doing that, but there are others as well. One would be re-issues. Another is the “exclusive” release. The one I particularly enjoy is the boxset.

Masterpiece Ultra Magnus


 Originally posted at slangards.i.ph on May 19, 2009


For most collectors, there’s a trend toward more and more expensive things. For kids who collect Hot Wheels, there are RCs when they hit the big time, and then once they’re filthy rich, real cars. For guys who collect action figures, the push is usually towards the 1/6th scale, and then, high-end statues. For Transformers geeks, we have the Masterpiece line.

I resisted as long as I could, but I too gave into the Dark Side. Thanks to a fellow collector, I was able to score a Takara-Tomy MP-02 reissue at a fair price of about p5000. Nowadays, these guys fetch about P6000. MP-01 (Optimus Prime) can go as high as P10-12000. You can see how being a collector of this line can really ruin your credit standing.

Unfortunately, owning a hulking metal replica of a Generation One Transformer isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Of the two “Masterpiece” toys I purchased at the same time, this was the one that disappointed. It’s not that it’s bad. Far from it. It is possibly the most faithful reproduction of Prime from the original cartoons that has ever been released. Both vehicle and robot modes are dead accurate portrayals of the Autobot leader (or in this case, his “brother”), but there’s something lacking. It took me awhile to figure it out, but I finally put my finger on it.

He’s not FUN.

Yes, he looks good. Yes, he’s got die-cast metal up the wazoo. Yes, he’s got a lot of cool gadgetry and gear. But he’s not fun at all.

The main reason is that all that metal… well, it’s heavy. It makes him a bitch to set in any position for any length of time. Though he’s got very poseble feet and legs to give him a nice footprint, the joints are too weak to hold the prodigious weight of his boots. You don’t want to display him in any dynamic poses because he will wait for you to leave the room, then promptly fall down and split into tiny little pieces. Not good.



Secondly, because his chest is made of die-cast parts, there are no solid locks on it. The panels are supposed to snap to the plastic wheel wells, but the metal and plastic parts don’t match up perfectly, which means every time he bends over (or falls), he flashes you. If they had been cast in plastic, I’m sure a ratchet could have been included somewhere, or at the very least some kind of snap-lock.

I know a lot you collectors out there love die cast, and I’m sure you have your reasons, but let’s face it, it was left behind because of the limits of the material. And this is my review, so *raspberry*.


There are still a lot of great things about this toy, many of them good enough to justify his purchase if you’re more an open and display guy than a pose and play guy. He’s got two guns, something you just don’t see these days. One is a black version of Optimus Prime’s rifle. It’s really nice, but Magnus had his own rifle that was very nice too. I figure Takara-Tomy got lazy. The gun features a nifty green reflective lens in the barrel and if you look directly at it it looks like he’s about to blow your head off.



 
The other gun is a replica of Megatron’s rifle form. the silencer, scope and stock all detach, so you can have Magnus as Bond with his Walther if you wanted.




Problem with both of them is that they don’t fit snugly in his hand. Like his posing problems, the accessories tend to fall out right after you turn around to get your camera. Talk about aggravating.

He also comes with an energon axe (that thankfully fits) and a small matrix that fits in his chest.


The matrix lights up if you fit it into his chest cavity, which is a nice touch. Another nice touch is the inclusion of a cardboard trailer to display him with. With a little glue, some tape, and a nice collection of swear words, you can make your very own car carrier in about half a day. You’ll need to be careful with the thing. The cardboard is soft as paper and folds at the slightest pressure. Nice touch or no, I’d rather they included workable armor that differentiated him from the MP-01. Some hard-working fans have tried to create add-on armor for the MP-02, but none of the custom jobs I’ve seen are particularly good.



He does have a few other good qualities. His fingers are individually articulated, He has really great detail all around (check out those hydraulics!), and he has a movable mouth guard if you want to make him “talk”. The biggest rant about the MP line is scale. Because the Primes are so huge, they’re out of scale with everyone else. Or everyone else is out of scale with them. Depends on who you ask I guess. There is also a concern about the re-issued figures. If you’ll look closely, the hoods over the headlights are on backwards. I didn’t even noticed until someone told me that ALL the re-issues had the same problem.

If you want to spend P5000 on a nice Magnus figure, I suggest you find a Classics base figure and the Fans Project City Commander armor set. It’ll cost you the same and be a lot more enjoyable. I’d only recommend this one to collectors who are more into statues and display figures than they are into action figures.


Autobot Salvage



Originally posted at slangards.i.ph on 05/13/09

I’m not looking forward to Michael Bay’s new Transformers movie. He took my favorite toy line as a kid and made it something vapid and insipid. Instead of robot explorers discovering Earth and befriending humans, we got posturing CG contructions and an annoying human “lead”. His movie was devoid of any of the indelible imagery of the 1986 animated film.

Ok, ok. I’ll give him Megan Fox.

reveiw Autobot Salvage

Autobot Salvage

Photobucket

I'm not looking forward to Michael Bay's new Transformers movie. He took
my favorite toy line as a kid and made it something vapid and insipid.
Instead of robot explorers discovering Earth and befriending humans, we
got posturing CG contructions and an annoying human "lead". His movie
was devoid of any of the indelible imagery of the 1986 animated film.

Ok, ok. I'll give him Megan Fox.

But other than that, there wasn't anything that really put Bay's
Transformers in league with other great sci-fi films. Even the toys
based on the movie characters disappointed. I've sold most of my core
Movie characters, even the in-demand Ironhide. In my opinion, the toys
of the characters that were actually IN the movie were the weakest ones
of the series.

The really good toys from the line were the ones that weren't slated to
be in the film and just released to fill out the line. Wreckage was a
great toy. As was Landmine. You could argue that Stockade made an
appearance in the film as the S5 vehicles, but the robot form is all new
mold. These are the ones that I kept from my days toy hunting back in
2007. Unfortunately, there were a few I missed out on back then.

Salvage is one of the molds that didn't make it into my shopping cart.
He shares the same body as Dropkick who was released in an earlier wave,
but is Autobot red instead of the evilicious Decepticon purplish-blue.
Since the original was pretty scarce and getting pricey at the specialty
shops, and since Salvage was going for p300.00 in the recent Toy Kingdom
clearance sales, the choice was pretty obvious.

Photobucket

I don't know if it's the fact that I picked him up at such a ridiculous
price (locally anyway), or because he really is a good toy, but he grew
on me rather fast. As soon as I took him out of the package, I was wowed
at how much articulation they worked into him. He shares an
overabundance of ball-joints, much like Landmine, so you can pose him in
almost any position.

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

But I'm getting ahead of myself. He comes packaged as a lowrider pickup
truck with a cover for the truck bed. This might be an odd choice for a
salvage truck, but remember that he's a repaint of an existing mold.
It's weird, but I can overlook that. The bed cover can be removed if you
want him to look a little more realistic as a junk dealer.

The transformation scheme is rather good. At first glance, he looks like
a shell-former, but opening him up shows you how much is actually going
on. The process isn't simple, but it's not overly complicated like the
Movie Ironhide. You can even pull out his legs and have him run around
as a chicken-bot.

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Once transformed, the bot is pretty unique. He's got twin, twin-barreled
guns that flip out of his arms (which is all kinds of awsome), but his
arm movement is somewhat reduced because of his lack of any cut joints
to allow them to swing out. He doens't have any articulated hand joints,
but they're not missed. Especially since he manages to have peg holes
for Energon weapons.

His legs take it or leave it. I like the whole double jointed
chicken-leg look, so it's a win for me. It gives him something that not
alot of the other robots have and gives joint junkies another few points
of articulation to wow over.

Photobucket

Photobucket

I've only got two problems with Salvage. The first is his "backpack".
Remember I said he looked like a shell-former? well it's partly true.
He's got a buttload of crap hanging off him. It looks good from the
front, but turn him around and you can see all sorts of things that
don't really have a place to snap to. A relatively minor complaint, but
something that can be annoying.

Photobucket

The other thing that I hate is the stupid "claw" gimmick. His bed cover
comes off and becomes this idiotic looking contraption. I threw it out
as soon as took the pictures. It really is worthless. Hasbro would have
been better served splitting the thing in two and giving him extra
blasters. I guess it's for the kids.

Photobucket

Photobucket

Overall, I like this figure more that most collectors would (as
evidenced by his stature as the only "butaw" figure left on shelves
after the clearance sale). Though he's not an outstanding toy, he's got
a good mix of things going for him. I would recommend him as a good
figure to add to your Autobot ranks, especially if you can still catch
him at the discounted price.

This communication is for use by the intended recipient and contains
information that may be privileged, confidential or copyrighted under
applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby
formally notified that any use, copying or distribution of this e-mail,
in whole or in part, is strictly prohibited. Please notify the sender
by return e-mail and delete this e-mail from your system. Unless
explicitly and conspicuously designated as "E-Contract Intended", this
e-mail does not constitute a contract offer, a contract amendment, or
an acceptance of a contract offer. This e-mail does not constitute a
consent to the use of sender's contact information for direct marketing
purposes or for transfers of data to third parties.


Francais Deutsch Italiano Espanol Portugues Japanese Chinese Korean

http://www.coastal.com/site/email-disclaimer.html



Stealth & Burning Lockdown


Originally posted at slangards.i.ph on 05/12/09

There are some characters in cartoons that are iconic and only get released once a line. In the usual scheme of things, Optimus Prime is one of those. Once you’ve made an Optimus figure, you’re pretty much done. You can add battle damage, or paint him white, or on the rare occation, maybe paint him white and call him Ultra Magnus, but for the most part, toy manufacturers don’t get a whole lot of re-use from him

Then there are some characters in cartoons that just beg to have extra figures made of them. Take Snake Eyes from GI Joe. He is just one of those characters that Hasbro loves. They don’t have to hire some writer to create a whole ‘nother backstory for some character. They just have to take the old one and slap it on the back of a card. They don’t even need to hire anyone to re-design the toy. They can take the original color, and just paint on a camoflage design and just like that, they’ve filled another spot in the next case assortment.

Soul Reaver's Kain



Originally posted at slangards.i.ph on 05/12/09

Let me get this out of the way right now; This is easily one of the worst action figures I’ve ever bought.
Whew. Glad that’s off my shoulders. Truth to tell I was really exited when I saw this availble on the PTK boards selling for a really sweet price. Sure it was loose, but it had the original packaging (which I promptly threw away). Sure it was one of those “will-not-break-set” sales, but the other figure was the NECA Raziel figure which was really easy to sell (helped largely by my glowing review of it apparently). Considering it’s a pretty obscure character that was never really easy to find here, the price was nothing to complain about and this review is in no way a reflection on the seller (thanks again, dude). I should have known what I was buying.

review Stealth Lockdown and Burning Lockdown

Stealth Lockdown and Burning Lockdown

Photobucket

There are some characters in cartoons that are iconic and only get
released once a line. In the usual scheme of things, Optimus Prime is
one of those. Once you've made an Optimus figure, you're pretty much
done. You can add battle damage, or paint him white, or on the rare
occation, maybe paint him white and call him Ultra Magnus, but for the
most part, toy manufacturers don't get a whole lot of re-use from him

Then there are some characters in cartoons that just beg to have extra
figures made of them. Take Snake Eyes from GI Joe. He is just one of
those characters that Hasbro loves. They don't have to hire some writer
to create a whole 'nother backstory for some character. They just have
to take the old one and slap it on the back of a card. They don't even
need to hire anyone to re-design the toy. They can take the original
color, and just paint on a camoflage design and just like that, they've
filled another spot in the next case assortment.

Lockdown seems to be one of those characters for the Transformers
Animated line. He's a new character (to me anyway - I've got no idea if
they had a "Lockdown" in the Cybertron/Robots in Disguise era), but he's
already got three iterations. I don't really mind since the figure is a
Deluxe Class figure that is relatively (I said RELATIVELY) inexpensive
and has alot of playability. It's got good posebility, a mean look,
stature among the other toys in the line, and some nice accessories.

The first repaint was the "Stealth" Lockdown.

Photobucket

The figure is essentially the same as the original release, it's just
cast from translucent plastic this time around. To lay it out for you
plain and simple, if you've already got the first one and you're not a
big fan of re-paints, don't get this one. There really is no change from
the plain and simple Lockdown.

That being said, the reason I went ahead and bought these two re-colors
is because like the Transformers Classic Mirage, Lockdown is one of
those toys that is just genius.

Photobucket

Photobucket

As you can see, he's the same muscle car as the first release, just
translucent. The plastic isn't as clear as you see it on the prototype
in the product pictures on the back of the box, but backlit by sunlight,
it looks awesome. Without the light, it's looks more like crystal than a
see-thorugh ghost.

Photobucket

The "Burning" version isn't really that much different in vehicle form
than the first Lockdown. Instead of the green highlights, it has gold
flames painted on the hood. The Electro-magnetic whachamacallit is also
a more bronzed color, rather than the blah gray of the original. A
little thing really, but he looks a hell of a lot more bad ass.

Photobucket

In robot mode, it's more of the same. Whatever the first one has, these
also have. You get the EM doohickey, you get the weird hands that don't
go all the way out, you get the almost the height of a Deluxe Class
figure, and you get the hook. Well, on the Burning version, you get a
chainsaw, which is welcome. It doesn't flip out like the hook does so
you need to be careful not to lose it. It also doesn't fold away when
he's in vehicle mode, you need to take it off. Well, it's something new.

I really like the Stealth version of Lockdown when in robot mode. While
he doesn't really look like he's transparent enough to pass through
security (which when you think about it would be a total waste of money
- why buy a toy you can't see?), he does take the fun factor to a whole
new level. They gimick wins over the silly chainsaw.

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

The Burning Lockdown figure comes in the plain TFA blistercard pack, but
Stealthy comes in a "Value-added" pack with two Legends class figures. I
don't know how much value is actually added, since a Deluxe is p700, and
a Legends is p300. That makes the set worth p1300, which is about what
it retails for. Go figure.

If you want the two Legends figures, I would recommend them. They're a
nice bonus with some good articulation, interesting transforming
schemes, and alot of playability. I keep 'em on my desk at work all the
time since they really are fun to roll around. They're also available
separately, or in a 3-pack with a Legends Prowl, but he doesn't really
look that great compared to these two.

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

Photobucket

So bottom line? No, neither the Stealth nor the Burning Lockdown are
worth the price if you already have the original and aren't a fan of
either the character or the new colors. p700 (or p1200 for the boxset)
is a lot to pay for a character you already have. However, right now,
TFA deluxe toys are marked down to p400, which is a steal if you ask me.

If I had to choose just 1 version, I'd pick the Burning Lockdown. The
black and gold just screams
I'm-gonna-catch-you-and-turn-you-in-for-a-hella-lotta-money.

This communication is for use by the intended recipient and contains
information that may be privileged, confidential or copyrighted under
applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby
formally notified that any use, copying or distribution of this e-mail,
in whole or in part, is strictly prohibited. Please notify the sender
by return e-mail and delete this e-mail from your system. Unless
explicitly and conspicuously designated as "E-Contract Intended", this
e-mail does not constitute a contract offer, a contract amendment, or
an acceptance of a contract offer. This e-mail does not constitute a
consent to the use of sender's contact information for direct marketing
purposes or for transfers of data to third parties.


Francais Deutsch Italiano Espanol Portugues Japanese Chinese Korean

http://www.coastal.com/site/email-disclaimer.html